hi im meghan!

15/♀/U.S.

I used to be rneggy

deviantseer:

These are the kinds of rings i need

theleaguelife:

lmqxiaoweixiao:

[Flirting with a girl]

Me: “so uh, where do you want to live when you grow older?”

Her: “Well i really like New York”

Me: [Pulls out Yu Gi Oh card]

Me: “TOO BAD IM SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM”

SOMEONE PLEASE

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

matthewsagan:

when you goin down and won’t give up till she orgasms

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Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
btw all “man in a dress” gags are only coherent in the context of transmisogyny so maybe stop making & reblogging them. thanks!!

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

weedjoke420:

me: whatever. *continues to ball*

spookypucci:

Yasss!